OMG! IS THIS REAL?
SHE CHOPPED HER LEG JUST FOR FASHION?
IT SEEMS UNBELIEVABLE! BUT THE PICTURE SEEM SO REAL!
The pop singer
endured the operation so that she could look increasingly 'different',
and it seems she has achieved her objective. Her record company even
paid for the operation and her new video will showcase the new image
when filming begins in three weeks.
"This is the latest fashion
I'm starting and you can see that I'm a world leader when it comes to
wacky and weird shit huh. Next month after I recover from the surgery I
hope to have the other leg amputated or maybe my arm, hmm...which one
should I amputate next?" Lady GaGa said on MTV yesterday whilst hopping
around the studio.
"Cosmetic Amputation
Surgery"
According to pop music experts, Lady GaGa has pioneered a new
trend in pop acts who want to cash in on the amputations.
"Just
think how cool it would be if other mediocre pop acts were to amputate
parts of their bodies? You could have headless wonders singing along to
their latest template RnB nonsense drum tracks or maybe legless fucktard
bimbos being ferried around in wheel chairs or makeshift carts.
Personally, I think this new trend is a godsend, and I'd be first in
line to chop off that untalented cunt Robbie Williams' head or how about
that awful vulgar tart, Paris Hilton. I think this GaGa bird is onto
something, innit," Ronald Schweiner, a music journalist for Melody Maker
remarked.
Veteran pop act, Madonna has already shown an interest in the new
craze and has vowed to have both of her unsightly arms amputated, and
in an extra twist, donated to science.
PS: Still in exam mode =.=
but will bac soon! 2 days more! YEAH!
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